the cheese essay

So i agree that the method for eating cheese is not to apporche the cheese directly, so not to scear the cheese off. Good ways to apporche cheese are by afar ways like looking at the cheese in a strange manner, or sending letters to the cheese (though letters don't often work they are better than asking the cheese (because if you ask the cheese you are reveling your plot to eat it. So therefor the best way to get to cheese is to wait a year or two for you to get ready, there is a diffitclty in this you have to make sure no one else eats the cheese and that the cheese dosnt go off (if it does you are too old (or young) to eat the cheese with this method). So the perfect age is 14 or 15 for starting this method. So this method needs you to pick your cheese wisely. Know what you are doing and you get more advice from people you know have done this before.
When eating the cheese make sure to live your life duering the long 40 or so years you will spend eating it.
When the cheese has been eat it will be sad for you but you know you will die soon anyway.