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(this is a work in progess (it's what I do in french insted of french) it'll be finshed soon... (or not depening on how long I make it) so yeah...)
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The day begins, the only thing in mind the sun, but it never came, so the story that is to follow will be in darkness as will the next sentence.

"I can't see a thing! and so on" says the guy with the wool over his eyes and the knife stuck in his knee. He was slowly bleeding to death but the people that he was talking to just ignore him because he's been in worse states than this and he's survied them, so they put wool in his eyes to make it hard for him.

The people were now using the tv in a way that is impossible to comperhind by anyone who is currently in exsistance. The guy thats in pain has stopped the bleeding using the wool and recovered most of it using buckets and spoons, with the knife now in hand he stands up only to be confused by how the people are using the tv and falls over on to the knife he was holding and gets stabbed again in the exact same place as before. The tv, now getting tired of this wanders off and falls down a pit of comlpete and utter foolishness of nothing over nothing.

The people, sad at the tv's actions decide to help their friend who at this point didn't need help because he did the same as before and is experinsing incresing anger at the fact that none of them helped him so he started to do something that forced everything to become cake, so his friends took the cake and went off to trade it for a new tv and some tennis balls for an other uncompreiseble reason.

Sometimes the only thing that can be done is to turn everything into cake and cake being the current money used its a very handy thing to be able to do in a world of darkness and cake only cheese is the answer to the problmes of today and tomorrow and the day after that forever and forever cheese is able to contol the flow of time and the elements of the existing unverise, this is called cheese force.

The cheese force consists of three parts, the cheese of power, the cheese of wisdom and the cheese of courage. Once all the peaces have been put in place something remarkable will happen, but what, only the cheese knows.

Now that the only person left in the house of cake is the guy (who we will now call cm for short) is starting to get bored with the cake so he becomes an orange just to see if anyone would notice him in this form.

When the people got home they decided to have a game of tinnis but they did not know what to do so they simpily whacked the tennis balls out of the door with the tv then when they thought they had just got rid of the last of the tennis balls an other 100 or so apper from an orange that they were in the process of whacking with the tv then the orange turn back into cm and he was very cross indeed.

Cm was now sitting in a corner crying because he was sad that he had to turn into a cross just a while ago (and he really hates turning into a cross) the people now wondering why he turned into an orange in the frist place, are now looking at the new tv's recked screen and are sad again so go out to buy another one with more cake than ever before.

The house, due to lack of cake fell down with cm still inside but since it was cake it didn't hurt him much.

Since the cake house was in ruins cm left it and then, competely covered in cake, was chased by 1000 very hungry dogs. When after 6 hours of running into lamposts cm relizes that dogs probily can't climb lamposts and dose so.

So cm now up a lampost and asleep, was cold and hungry in his dream and woke up only to feel cold and hungry, so he turned the lampost into cake and started to eat it.

Once it was gone he was still cold but when the dogs started chasing him again he soon warmed up and when ever they got him he turned them into jam and made the others stop and get stuck in the jam, once his jam powers had ran out he found the "everything for cake" shop and runs in only to find his frineds buying a new TV and a TV sized hammer.

"Guess what we're going to do!" they say in having found a way to destroy a TV without it being inconperseniblely stupid. But before they can the dogs rush in and destroy it with there massive guns and a few pounds of C4.

The shop now (much like the cake house) in ruins due to the C4 and the fact that the entire place was turned into cake (inclueding the C4)
before the ruining of the shop therefor made death very impossible.

The dogs now covered in cake eat each other very quickly, soon there is only one big dog that eats it self into non-existance, the frindes now gone to the next shop 4000miles away, cm (who is compailning that the world too dark and full of dogs a place to live in anymore, and starts eating vast quntitys of cake) is left alone with the shopker who thim of cheesece and i magic, s cm startjourn sask "will there be TVs in this new world?" to which the answer is y so some agre to this and eat some cake, some don't agree and eat some cake and some just die on the spot, so cm and the 6 that agreed to go with him all walked on the left and the 101 that didn't what the cheese force walked on the right and were right to do so for there were spikes on the left side of the monkey.
Yes it's a monkey.This monkey has a history of it's own but that's a diffrent story involeing shoes and ropes.
So, the 7 that when to get the cheese of power are the following:

cm: can make cake out of anything, also has jam and orange powers. Suffers from fear of dogs.

voice: is made from void, can speak from anywhere in the world. Suffers from lack of phyical exsitstance.

you: is you, can also BE you. Suffers from being you.

B: is the 2nd letter of the alphabet therefor invicable, can shoot acid at it's self to prove this. Suffers from being 2nd to A.

food: is needed to live, can be frozen. Suffers from being eaten.

death: anyone he stands near dies at will, also has sword for reasons unknowen. Suffers from form disorder.

tvm: obsessed with tvs, current leader of the knowledgable idiots clan. Suffers from being the best knowledgable idiot in the knowledgable idiots clan.

No-one knows why there are spikes on front of the 7 mentioned but the monkey won't let them go to the right so voice, B and death walk across the spikes, cm turns some spikes into cake and walks across followed by tvm and you, the spikes remind food of forks so he fights the monkey. The monkey is some form of ninja monkey that eats food for breakfast! So he easiely eats food but food expoleds and the monkey regrutates food (who will now be knowen as sdf (semi digested food)). Food sildes under the monkey makeing him slip and fall over a beam of hard light. The monkey decides to show sdf where the only safe way to pass the spikes, sdf thanks the monkey and moves on.


Poem (of sorts...)
Thunder clashs, a road going into the distance has a fast approching orange dot on it, the dot quickly becomes a car and then turns into a tunnel and a man gets out and walks in an other tunnel and angerly opens a set of double doors thunder clashs, voices rumbell and tables slam, thunder clashs twice and he drives out only to be followed by machaenic beast then when he has reached his final distonation the manic top-hatish person makes gas slowly fill the room, outside the window is the city the gas has filed the room and he falls over on to a handely placed bed...when he wakes he sees fermiller sorrundings but when he looks out the window his fair city is gone and all that can be seen is a village on a lawn.

How The Education System Ruined My Life

(oh crap this is the crapped up one with 100s of typeos and spelling errors... oh well I'll put the better one up later)
How The Education System Ruined My Life
The firth time I discoverd I could not spell was in Primary two when I was asked to spell cow after seeing it just a second before I was shouted at for trying to look at the word again and I felt very disstort at this so my round about methods of spelling started like whenever I came acroosss a word I could not spell I shreached though books to try and find the word this although it took a long time, I became very good at. this conteued un-noticed until primry five when my theaer noiced that I only wrote one sencteance all day I was shoted at for not doing my work and I even remember crying, but when I gave the excuse that it was because I couldened spell the next word I was given learning soprot time that was begging to work but my Primry six theacher put me off the souppered time seeing it as a waste of time but of crose seeing perfect spelling all the time due to my around about spelling methods she put me in the top english section and the botton maths grope even though I was alully goosd at that but since the theaer thought that I was solw because of my english and thought it would effect my maths (and she wouldn't even test me) I had to ease dorp to lisin in to what the other section were doing (I now know I was thinking multi-dimetionelly) I was put back on lerning souuport in Primray seven I was finlly put back on suppored leaning but was put in the buttom english section whice didn't help me. The work that was done in that section was consectrating on reading and that I could do even if I was slower than others but I was soon moved out of that grope and my help continued but once I got to sectondray school I was given the alfa smart that I am useing to wirte this essay and a few sheets on mind maps but they don't really help me at all and my help stopped, preventing me from inproving my spelling to this day and now I'm told it may be to late for me because my dsyica was found too late, so that is a brife histroy of why the education system ruined my life.
The education system as it is cannot be allwoed to funtion any longer than it all ready has. The following changes need to be made: all pupils should be tauet in their own indidal way as the indvidals they are and not put into sections dependent on test resutes and class work but on personel learning ability that should be the same if the system worked, since people aren't born smart or supid it's just that people brains work diffranly and interpert information diffrantly that makes people that the system works for apper smart but are achully just the same as everone eles, this makes the "smart" "smarter" and leaves all others behind even if the system only dosen't work for them in one tiny way, for they may need one skill in order to get others to increace their education at all.
"The essays found on this blog are of my own work (Martin A Rogan, aka oomad). They have also been submitted to the SQA for marking. Both are my own work and neither sources are commiting plaguarism."

Last day

The day I write this is the last day of school before the holidays so I have nothing to say but... Where am I? In the village. We want information. Who's side are you on? That would telling. We want information information INFORMATION! You won't get it! By hook or by crook we will. Who are you? The new Number two. Who is number one? You are number six. I am not a number I am a free man! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I resigned. I will not be pushed, stamped, indexed, briefed, de-briefed or numbered! My life is my own!

I quote myself

"if you hope to achieve nothing then you will always achieve more than what you expected"

ninjas

This is Alex's thoughts as he is hunted by future ninjas: "He thinks hes so smart because he's got a hat, but one day I'll have a hat and then we'll see." So now you know how Alex thinks when in great danger...well what would you think when a bunch of ninjas from the future ambush you, all who are wearing hats. While the ninja in charge talks about some killer samurai in the future, Alex realises then the hats have circles on them and steals one for himself - you see he has gotten good at getting hats because he knows a lot of hat wearers and steals their hats for the reason that he thinks hats give people power - and turns the dial that has numbers on it and a few stars, that is in the circle which makes him appear far in the past...a day earlier!
Hello this is the writer I will be popping up every so often to explain bizarre things that happens in this story about time travelling ninjas with hats that have time travelling devices in them. The dial in the circles on the the hats, that has numbers and stars on it is the way of controlling the way you travel thought time, it is determined by the numbers and stars the dial is set to, say if the number was set 1 you would go back in time, if 2 the present, if 3 the future, the number of stars refer to the exact point in time you appear in the stars are hard to understand by people like us but some people can, like ...smart people...yes that it bye.
So how that Alex knows everything thats going to happen the day after he can therefore be seen as being psychic but because he still doesn't know whats going on he thinks he having deja-vu over and over again (in-case you didn't notice Alex doesn't speak much) he finally notices that it isn't deja-vu when the ninjas attack him again.
When the next day starts he then realises that its the same day, so he can how act like he's psychic to everyone he knows (muhahahahahaha) unfortunately the people he knows ignore him a lot, but thats (he thinks) mainly because he doesn't speak most of the time (oh, come on you MUST have noticed by now). He now tells them everything thats going to happen to them all day and they tell him to shut-up so he does and so therefore doesn't talk much. (I've gone on too much about him not talking haven't I). So back to the story, a few dozen people were killed off by complete coincidence so Alex got scared the first time round by this but thought it did not apply to him (but it did) but when he found out it did he got more scared and decided to continuously travel back in time to try to stop it applying to him but it was impossible to do so because first he would need to save his friends from the ninjas so they can get together and form a counter resistance to the ninjas, all 108 of them.
There are far more ninjas then people that listen to Alex but they still stand a chance if they can be bothered (but that is very very rare by the way) to learn to handle a sword of sorts, the sword skill being of the creation of Grievous (who got it from zelda games(zelda being a sword fighting game(so soon they will all be link(the main character in the game)))).
7 years pass and finally they where ready they had all acquired hats so there training had really only taken one day, the ninjas attack for the 2557th time but from their perspective it was the 1st time they had attacked the ninjas walk right in to the trap all 1 million of them got cut to pieces by the home made swords of the 108 (now very experienced) ninja killers, with Grievous jumping and slashing away, killing most of them and Alex leading the "heard of" squad of 7, they fought them off the surround tactic had worked the battefield cleared they thought they had got all of them but they were wrong.......................dead wrong!

.'.THE END... Or is it? Yes. It is...32

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the cheese essay

So i agree that the method for eating cheese is not to apporche the cheese directly, so not to scear the cheese off. Good ways to apporche cheese are by afar ways like looking at the cheese in a strange manner, or sending letters to the cheese (though letters don't often work they are better than asking the cheese (because if you ask the cheese you are reveling your plot to eat it. So therefor the best way to get to cheese is to wait a year or two for you to get ready, there is a diffitclty in this you have to make sure no one else eats the cheese and that the cheese dosnt go off (if it does you are too old (or young) to eat the cheese with this method). So the perfect age is 14 or 15 for starting this method. So this method needs you to pick your cheese wisely. Know what you are doing and you get more advice from people you know have done this before.
When eating the cheese make sure to live your life duering the long 40 or so years you will spend eating it.
When the cheese has been eat it will be sad for you but you know you will die soon anyway.

so the cheese is gone

yes the cheese is gone to a far away land of cheese and has left the blog to me the cheese of cheese oomad next when i can be bothered i will put up the cheese eassy and such things cheese, oh and other things as well like er...so anyway...