Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Last day

The day I write this is the last day of school before the holidays so I have nothing to say but... Where am I? In the village. We want information. Who's side are you on? That would telling. We want information information INFORMATION! You won't get it! By hook or by crook we will. Who are you? The new Number two. Who is number one? You are number six. I am not a number I am a free man! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I resigned. I will not be pushed, stamped, indexed, briefed, de-briefed or numbered! My life is my own!

Wednesday, December 15, 2004

I quote myself

"if you hope to achieve nothing then you will always achieve more than what you expected"

Thursday, December 02, 2004

ninjas

This is Alex's thoughts as he is hunted by future ninjas: "He thinks hes so smart because he's got a hat, but one day I'll have a hat and then we'll see." So now you know how Alex thinks when in great danger...well what would you think when a bunch of ninjas from the future ambush you, all who are wearing hats. While the ninja in charge talks about some killer samurai in the future, Alex realises then the hats have circles on them and steals one for himself - you see he has gotten good at getting hats because he knows a lot of hat wearers and steals their hats for the reason that he thinks hats give people power - and turns the dial that has numbers on it and a few stars, that is in the circle which makes him appear far in the past...a day earlier!
Hello this is the writer I will be popping up every so often to explain bizarre things that happens in this story about time travelling ninjas with hats that have time travelling devices in them. The dial in the circles on the the hats, that has numbers and stars on it is the way of controlling the way you travel thought time, it is determined by the numbers and stars the dial is set to, say if the number was set 1 you would go back in time, if 2 the present, if 3 the future, the number of stars refer to the exact point in time you appear in the stars are hard to understand by people like us but some people can, like ...smart people...yes that it bye.
So how that Alex knows everything thats going to happen the day after he can therefore be seen as being psychic but because he still doesn't know whats going on he thinks he having deja-vu over and over again (in-case you didn't notice Alex doesn't speak much) he finally notices that it isn't deja-vu when the ninjas attack him again.
When the next day starts he then realises that its the same day, so he can how act like he's psychic to everyone he knows (muhahahahahaha) unfortunately the people he knows ignore him a lot, but thats (he thinks) mainly because he doesn't speak most of the time (oh, come on you MUST have noticed by now). He now tells them everything thats going to happen to them all day and they tell him to shut-up so he does and so therefore doesn't talk much. (I've gone on too much about him not talking haven't I). So back to the story, a few dozen people were killed off by complete coincidence so Alex got scared the first time round by this but thought it did not apply to him (but it did) but when he found out it did he got more scared and decided to continuously travel back in time to try to stop it applying to him but it was impossible to do so because first he would need to save his friends from the ninjas so they can get together and form a counter resistance to the ninjas, all 108 of them.
There are far more ninjas then people that listen to Alex but they still stand a chance if they can be bothered (but that is very very rare by the way) to learn to handle a sword of sorts, the sword skill being of the creation of Grievous (who got it from zelda games(zelda being a sword fighting game(so soon they will all be link(the main character in the game)))).
7 years pass and finally they where ready they had all acquired hats so there training had really only taken one day, the ninjas attack for the 2557th time but from their perspective it was the 1st time they had attacked the ninjas walk right in to the trap all 1 million of them got cut to pieces by the home made swords of the 108 (now very experienced) ninja killers, with Grievous jumping and slashing away, killing most of them and Alex leading the "heard of" squad of 7, they fought them off the surround tactic had worked the battefield cleared they thought they had got all of them but they were wrong.......................dead wrong!

.'.THE END... Or is it? Yes. It is...32